Stories By Candy Kirby
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Pregnancy
6 Early Signs of Pregnancy That Could Also Mean You’re Just Hungover AF
September 19, 2020Fatigue, bloatedness, nausea--plus other signs of either pregnancy or excessive alcohol consumption.
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Sex
Boost Your Post-Baby Sexual Appetite With a Position Inspired by Salty Snacks!
August 11, 2020You're tired. Your boobs are leaking. Your vagina hurts. So why not contort yourself into a...
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New Moms
6 Things Never to Say to a Dog Nursing Kittens
July 22, 2020Nursing another species is stressful enough. Here are some things a cat-feeding dog should never have...
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New Moms
How to Seriously Beef Up Your Postpartum Hair with Steak Tenderloin
September 19, 2018Your post-pregnancy hair is shedding faster than a poodle with mange. We're here to help.
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Style
How to Dress for the Job You Made Up So You Wouldn’t Have to Volunteer at Your Kid’s School Anymore
September 17, 2018The key is not overselling it.
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Health
This Mom Ate Nothing But Laffy Taffy Wrappers for a Week. Here is What Happened.
August 12, 2018How to drop lingering baby weight with the candy wrapper cleanse!
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Parenting Advice
Dear Wilma: Parenting Advice Column from a Neanderthal Mom
August 10, 2018Tips from the Ice Age modern moms need to know.
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Video
How To Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tips
July 12, 2018This is why it's important to document EVERYTHING YOU DO with your child on social media.
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Parenting Advice
8 Humblebrag Facebook Status Updates to Post This Week
March 9, 2018Let friends and family know your life is amazing, but not TOO amazing.
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Video
Think You Know How to Raise Your Own Kids? Think Again, Says “Parenting Expert”!
July 5, 2017Watch as the mom blogger offers unsolicited advice and unwavering confidence in her superior parenting techniques.